Once Upon a Time (Part One)

November 8, 2018 (Two years into Trump)

I am still unable to put the name of Donald Trump and President of the United States of America into a single sentence…wait…WTF — did I just do it?  And, though I have repeatedly  promised to avoid  him as a topic — November 6, 2018 might very well have been the most important day in many Americans\’ lives: there is a again a glimmer of hope for this country.  I felt I had to weigh in…

Once Upon a Time…the United States of America had a very bad president.  Only history can decide if he was just a bad president; or, if he was a very, very, bad president.

His name was Donald Trump.  He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and the innate skills of a Used Car Salesman.

And he was a very good car salesman — rivaling a fellow named Joseph Smith — who died in 1844 (killed by his own people).

I know you will tell me there were no cars in 1844 — and you would be correct.  Joseph Smith sold something else to people.

And while Don the Con (aka Donald Trump) didn\’t literally sell cars to people — he sold his \”brand.\”

The first signs that he was a dark and dangerous man were his business bankruptcies:  Guesstimates of his major bankruptcies range from 5-7 major businesses (including casinos).

Some historians suggest he was dark and dangerous in the first grade.

With these bankruptcies — he put thousands of people out-of-work and onto welfare rolls.

We never heard much from the people who worked for him, except for the many building contractors who complained that they were never paid for the work they performed.

He also wanted his father and his family to be accepted by the \”old money\”:

Don the Con wanted to hang with the Carnegies, the Rockefellers, the Morgans and the Mellons.

But they didn\’t want him — so he decided to take his money elsewhere.

At some point Don the Con began expressing interest in the most powerful position on the planet:  this was the Office of the President of the United States of America.

But well before he became president of US — he also demonstrated a proclivity for women that some might call \”dirty.\”

Most of the World knows that the First Lady of US was a European call girl when Don the Con met her.  A call girl is a girl you \”call up\” to have sex with.

It has been reported that she cried when she learned that she would be First Lady.

Still, she and her husband have the full support of God-fearing folk around the U.S. of A.

I wonder why that is?

And then one day, Don the Con awoke from his bed and said: I will become President of the United States of America.

To Be Continued…

Sometimes this Storyteller feels that Don the Con made a $1 bet with the Clintons that he could become President…

On a more serious note — the symbolic violence, which lace Trump\’s speeches have sparked a massive upturn in hate crimes and mass killings — the most recent occurring in Thousand Oaks last night.