December 8, 2016
(Bitch Slapping): To openhandedly slap someone. Denotes disrespect for the recipient as s/he is not \”man enough\” for a full-fist punch (from the Urban Dictionary).
I was first introduced to the phrase \”bitch slappin\’\” when I began teaching in the L.A. County Court Schools in 1992. My juvenile felons used this phrase to threaten their enemies (obviously inflating themselves and belittling their enemy at-the-same-time). They also (allegedly) employed the \”bitch slap\” to keep their \”females\” in line. (See \’hood rat\’ on the Online Slang Dictionary.) I surmise that adult prisoners subscribe to the same script.
I think that our Emperor-to-be is only capable of bitch slapping (what with such small hands [which probably facilitate his tweeting]). I\’m also thinking that 41 percent of American female voters enjoy a good bitch slap (that\’s how many female voters reportedly voted for the Emperor-to-be [that\’s four-out-of ten for feminists who struggle with math]). In fact, what famous feminist suggested that there is a special place in Hell for this 41%?
Answer: Betty Friedan
And before any of my feminist readers get upset with me — don\’t forget that you most probably have an administration that will halt and reverse many-of-your-gains. So, in Trumpland what I have just suggested is no longer politically incorrect.
I know that what I am about to say might be a real stretch; but, I feel there is a strong connection between being on-the-receiving-end of a bitch slap and enjoying being groped…
Hell! It might be a turn-on for most of them! Because when 41% (or so) of American women knowingly voted for the Emperor, quite aware that he enjoys a good pussy grope (even with a married woman) — then we have to surmise that this type of activity doesn\’t bother these women, and, by extension, they probably wouldn\’t mind being pussy groped themselves (shades of Bachman-Turner Overdrive*).
Hollyweird may have helped this dual dynamic (aggressive-sexualizing) along — as it seems that most TV and movie characters will grab a fuck whenever and however they can get it. In fact, Hollyweird seems to put the \”rape\” element into many sex scenes — and the woman NEVER says \”No!\”
So I\’m thinking that the 41% get their vicarious sexual thrills through the Emperor\’s reported sexploits. Many of the 41% have probably gone so long without sex (or at least enjoyable sex) that imagining being groped by the Emperor is titillating! (*Any love is good love — so I took what I could get).
This opens up a whole new field of sexual communication for the Office Party — particularly the upcoming Christmas office parties. Once upon a time it was considered sexual harassment to merely slap a co-worker on the ass — but since it is common knowledge that our Emperor-elect has enjoyed many-a-pussy-grope without repercussions — we should see a good deal more of this activity: from middle-school Christmas dances to holiday functions all the way up the party line!
If only Bill Cosby knew then what he knows now he might have gone for a straight rape –instead of drugging all-those-girls — knowing that 4-out-of-10 women would have said \”Yes\” (probably 5-6 \’Yesses\’ back-in-the-day). He should have easily been able to fill his sexual appetite with the \”Yesses\” while working on his comedy routine with the girls who denied him.
But Bill needn\’t worry — the Emperor will most likely pardon him should he be convicted — otherwise it would seem like a Black thang…
Next Installment: No More Fat Uglies in Washington D.C.