January 7, 2018
Friend Clive edits my thinking every-now-and-then and has informed me that I did not get my information straight in \”A Disney Ending.\” He suggested that Disney had only purchased the \”entertainment portion\” of FOX, and NOT, FOX News. So the toxic vitriol will continue to spill from the FOX News. I pray that Disney\’s \”goodness\” and \”wholesomeness\” rubs off on those villains…
But in-the-mean-time — let me have a look at another purveyor of vitriol: Mrs. Sarah Sanders (I gather the \’Huckabee\’ has been dropped). And before I begin having a look at this 35-year-old product of Quachita Baptist University (I don\’t know if she graduated with a degree) I have an admission to make: I have fallen in love with Sarah Sanders…there is something about her that is exceedingly sexy!
I don\’t think it\’s that Monica Lewinsky resemblance (though it might be) — I think it\’s more of her smug, self confident demeanor, coupled with those terse, to-the-point answers she gives while smashing the press that turns-me-on.
The Wife knows that this infatuation with Sarah is purely platonic — I also know that Sarah has been married for a few years to a Mr. Sanders and I in no way wish to compromise their marriage. I find my love to be of a more paternalistic type — like ol\’ Pumpkinhead has for Ivanka.
I know my readers are thinking, \”Wait a minute, you just compared Sarah to Ursula in your last attempt, and, said she would come to a sad end.\” This is true: I am worried that she\’s beginning to unravel — just like her boss (at least that\’s what a Yale psychiatrist suggested).
What cued me to Sarah\’s unraveling was: the fact that she laughed twice during the January 3rd press conference (and I saw twinges of pain cross her face). This was reminiscent of the Star Trek episode where Spock was forced to show emotion and we learned that uncontrolled emotion could kill him. Like Mr. Spock, I don\’t believe Sarah is programmed to laugh (coming from a Baptist university I\’d say not): she is programmed to be a verbal hammer — stomping on any comment or thought that is a threat to her boss. But on January 3rd, her programming seemed to run into some glitches — as she was laughing when she should have been stomping.
Sean Spicer only lasted 6 months in this most unenviable of positions (I wonder how much they get paid to bat-the-shit around?). The first signs that he was cracking were the apologies he began to issue for idiotic utterances; and, when he was found hiding in the bushes.
Sarah is coming up to her 6 months of putting lipstick on the pig — and the stress is starting to show through that Lewinsky-like armor: I mean, can you truly laugh away all of Michael Wolfe\’s book? I think not — some of that shit is going to stick to those White House walls.
Sarah, my Love, get out now! Sean Spicer looks like he\’s making a go of it in comedy — and I\’m betting You could too! Or, at the very least — get out on the talk-show circuit — before you short circuit!