Hilary is Looking Better by the Day

July 23, 2012

Though Hilary is looking the best she has looked in quite awhile (quite stately I must say [which she should — for a personage reportedly 223rd in line for the British throne {though my perusal of the British throne succession didn’t seem to list her in the top 300}]), she has never been my-cup-of-tea.  But compared to the rest of the village idiots out there (I will be careful not to mention names) – she comes off as a veritable brain surgeon with plenty of political experience: after all, I have suggested elsewhere that she already served as president when most-of-us thought that Bill was in charge. If Hilary takes the helm in 2016 – she will be 69-years-old and 73 at the end of her 3rd, er, first term: not too old for a woman president, I’d say…

She even seems to have the requisite sense of humor intact – as witnessed by her spot-on laughter when she was feted by Jon Stewart recently.  And now that “they” have “caught” the mastermind behind the Benghazi attacks – it will only be a-matter-of-time before she is vindicated of any negligence in Christopher Stevens’ death.

Which leads us to the interesting re-emergence of Monica Lewinsky at this juncture – whom elsewhere I have referred to as an agent of the DC-based, Israeli Junta.  Monica seems to have been “trotted out” in anticipation of Hilary’s run-for-office.  I wonder how long Monica will last if Hilary is elected?

While still alive and maintaining his blog, Sherman Skolnik suggested that the Clintons had 930-some people bumped off who might have compromised their first term (we certainly can never forget the “suicide” of Vince Foster).  Those of us who watch “House of Cards” know the inevitable fate of those who attempt to slow a wannabe president’s rise to power; or who simply know too much; or, who have allegedly been impregnated by an Arab.  I would move to Israel if I were Monica – unless the French and Italian presidents and Prince Charles have made high level hanky-panky a mundane and trivial affair in the political realm.

And we should also admire Hilary’s aforementioned killer instinct; for, in our next president, we have a woman who won’t pussy-foot around with Vlad Putin: Vlad knows that Hilary means business (unlike Obama, who is definitely not a killer – not even with Obamacare!).  Could it be Hilary’s imminent entrée in the presidential horse race that has Vlad looking pensive for the first time that I can remember?

So will the Republicans trot out Jeb Bush?  I don’t know…it has often been suggested that Jeb is the smart one – but I’m not sure that he can compete with a resurgent Clinton machine that initially rode in on the anemic performance of his Daddy.  And while Obama hasn’t repaired the damage of duh udder brudder, he hasn’t done the same amount of damage that the stinging Republican years did (though I often wonder what a $20 trillion deficit is likely to do to us [will it finally force China to tip their hand?])  Our hands??

Could a 2016 failure for Hilary come on a skirt?  Or, will it be decided by hanging chads in Florida.  Too bad Arkansas’ electoral votes don’t amount to much.

Anyway, Hilary, I know I’ve called you Hitlery in-the-past – but I apologize for that, cuz theez daze you are looking good!  Almost regal!!