May 13, 2019
Yes, I know I said that my next installment would be The Stockholm Syndrome — whereby I\’m starting to feel sorry for my Republican captors — and was on the verge of ceding them my very soul until I saw James Comey \”man-up\” in the Town Hall with Anderson Cooper. Sadly Bill Maher wasn\’t quite up to the bar he set on May 3rd — but he is easily capable of a comeback!
More pressing however, is the State of California: Governor Newsom is beginning to worry me with some of his decisions…
I know that he and his people heard me when I complained about the bullet train and the two water tunnels: the bullet train vision was curtailed and two tunnels were cut down to one. Kudos!
But Gavin didn\’t consult me about his death penalty stance and diapers and tampons and such. (I will try to return to these issues as soon as I sort out the most important issue and that is: the federal government\’s (Trump\’s]) decision to begin drilling for oil on over 700,000+ acres of \”federal\” land up Monterey way.
It\’s time to show us what you are made of Gavin!
During the time you were grooming for the Governor\’s gig (7 years as mayor of San Fran and the lieutenant governor for 8 years) you must have grown some big cojones! Shit!! Speaking of cojones, your extra-marital affair is even public record! Now that took some balls — so I know you\’ve got them.
And if you are going to let a lying, tax evading, loser businessman — who just so happens to inhabit the White House (and doesn\’t admit to his affairs) — tear up our State (Lord, I can already imagine the domestic terrorism that would be unleashed) — then who is the real loser?
We know that everything that motherfucker touches, dies! You cannot let him \”touch\” California in-any-way-shape-or-form!!
Think of him as a priest and OUR State as the innocent, unravaged altar boy!
My beloved Times just printed an article that suggested that the State of California is flush with money! So let\’s spend it very, very wisely.
Certainly we don\’t have to spend taxpayer money getting weird about abortion. How can a woman be FORCED to bring a life into this world that she doesn\’t want to care for — and where are all the readymade Brady Bunch families waiting to take on these unwanted children?!
Better we institute breeding licenses for people wishing to fornicate and also have the resources to care for the life they bring into the world. No breeding license — best to get used to all the affordable sex toys out there. I don\’t really want to subsidize people who are incapable of indulging in safe sex.
It\’s still more difficult to get a driver\’s license than it is to bring life into this world.
We\’d also save ahellovalotov money if we could get a permanent fix on the death penalty! God only knows the cost of keeping so many people on death row. I know there are some innocents on death row but can\’t we execute the admitted murderers and get them off of the public coffers and invest more of these savings into researching the cases of those who maintain their innocence?
Come on, Gavin! You are now in charge of the 5th largest economy in the world — and people STILL want to come to California to live (despite Trump\’s growing attempts to take a wrecking ball to US).
Man Up Baby! Don\’t let him do to US what he\’s been doing to the rest of the country (and the world) — bankrupting it!