The Wasteland Revisited

I e-mailed Tami A. the other day — to suggest that I was no longer feeling vital – that I had had a T.S. Eliot moment, and, was reminded that we live in times where: the best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.  She suggested (and I’m going to have her guest in this spot real soon, cuz she has amazing insights) that my pennings still exude some aura of warmth; so she gave me a necessary-and-sufficient shot-in-the-arm to carry on (by-the-by…I believe that She is destined to become [if she isn’t already] – a Master Teacher).  And Tami A.!  Day-after-day you are reminding me of old drummer Hampton, who foretold the coming of GUNS N ROSES and THE CULT…what with Jimmy Fallon cutting the rug as he did at the Emmys (Son Tyler says that he helped set the event up…gophering…).

Enter Glenn Beck…

Brother Paul told me about this guy awhile back – and I don’t see a whole lotta difference between this asswipe and The Big Fat Idiot I’ve already written about.  But for some reason – a huge chunk of Americana (including Brother Paul) is comforted by such racist war-mongers, whom I must surmise are perceived by their coterie as: Christian Soldiers.

As Stephen King narrated in HIEROPHANT’S and SHOOTER JENNINGS’ latest collaboration “Black Ribbons”: “Killing for peace is like fucking for chastity.”  Yet these spokespeople for Nazi America (I’ve forgotten the name of the very crazy conservative bitch who should be thrown in-the-mix [or under a bus]…was it Anne Somethingoranother?) — want a very, very White gene pool to proliferate the planet.

O Ye Wicked Wasps!  Wake up!!  There will be only one place for you to hide (as we White Folk are very much in the minority on this planet [but you are too stupid to factor this statistic into your racist diatribes]) — and that place would be: Australia.  So, instead of apprising the ignorant American masses of our massive debt (and thereby advising them to be ready to share America with any foreign investor who has the capital to buy a chunk of Americana) – you anaesthetize them with Nascar Nation — instead of getting them ready to move or fight!  When you get the chance…let Nascar Nation know that you can’t drive to Australia!

Talk about the blind-leading-the-blind…my, my, my – Glenn; Your march to Washington was a most strange event.  As a clever fellow American recently queried on the airwaves – what exactly is your message, Glenn?!  Are you trying to say that gold is good, and that we will be able to purchase gold on our credit cards?  Are you saying that there are certain days that people should march on Washington??  Or, are you simply lining your pockets like any Thief, er, capitalist should???

One-of-my-colleagues just asked me if I was interested in investing in something that would make me rich.  I told him that I-had-been-there-and-done-that, and, that I had lost plenty of friends with Amway.  He didn’t push the point too much – as he knows that I believe that the economic sky is falling on the U.S. of A.  I still have my homes picked out on Mulholland Highway.

So the parting on the right, is now a parting on the left, and, I’m pretty sure that we will be parted on the right again…very, very soon: Ol’ Richard Gates will make one-Hellova good military dictator.  We’re all wasted!