Working for the Man

And here I thought we were in the throes of a recession: what with the housing market and sub-prime loan fiasco; companies closing their doors  — laying off thousands; and, banks cutting off credit!  But the other day, I went to a real, old-fashioned, California backyard barbecue —  that had all-of-the-fixings one would expect from a good American barbecue.  The host of the party is in construction (go figure) and his wife is a teacher: they have three sons and many of their friends were over.  The bar under the beach Cantina –next to the swimming pool and flagstone jacuzzi  — was well-stocked.  And the rock-and-roll band played any number of Beach Classics for super listening fare.  Everything was really, really cool!

                There were only a-couple-of-homes for sale in this upscale So Cal neighborhood – and I was reminded of carefree Summer Days in my home state of Michigan – with children laughing and playing on the trampoline on a lush green lawn (OK, maybe we didn’t have trampolines set up in the Michigan Sixties – but you get the point).  It didn’t seem like ANYBODY in attendance was worried about the economy; everybody was just hangin’!  And to top-it-off; one-of-our-hosts’ son’s showed super manners.

                I was dumbfounded!  I just finished 30-years-of-working for the man – and still have to work another five years to get a decent retirement (largely due to my own stupidity – cashing out 2 years of retirement for #2’s Dream Honeymoon – and then,  paying into social security one year instead of the California State Teacher’s Retirement System) – but everyday I long for the aforementioned leisurely lifestyle.  I want the California lifestyle every Goddamned day!  And like so many millions – I throw a-couple-of-bucks away each week dreaming of the Big Score!  El Lotto!!

                So maybe I don’t have to worry!?  Maybe the State’s (and the Nation’s) school districts will stay solvent – and I won’t have to scratch around for something in the next few years: I’ll be able to “kick it” in 2013.  Because if all-these-folks at the party, and those folks living around the party, are doing as well as they seem to be – then maybe there’s a hellova a lot more than 5% of the population enjoying the nation’s wealth!  But what if what I observed at the party was just another So Cal mirage – and, the illusion of credit suckered me in?  What if all-of-these-folks are into debt up-to-their-eyeballs?   I never ask these questions – preferring never to add insult to injury, or, rubbing salt into anyone’s wound, or raining on somebody’s party.

                And what if, like I read in a recent business article in my beloved Times, the Chinese may be prepared to disrupt the world economy for 18 months – to two years (apparently believing that they can survive a massive dollar dumping)?!  Wouldn’t this make any dollars I now have saved – pretty worthless?  Would credit debt be forgiven??  Who would start collecting if it wasn’t???  And would I ever realize my retirement with a valueless dollar?

                I would hate to think that I will have worked 35 years – teaching the ME generation; the X generation; the Why-oh-Why generation; and, the No Child Left Behind generation to not be able to pay off that 30-year mortgage.  But, heck, perhaps I am too cynical – as many of my acquaintances suggest I am!  Publisher Arash tried to assure me last night that everything would be fine.  I reminded him that I said Obama would get “whacked” before anyone else did – certainly well before Hillary suggested it.  So if I’m right, and Arash is wrong, I might be working for the Woman…