Where is Karl Rove?

I just asked my oldest son (Nick) if he knew where Karl Rove is these days.  I figured that Karl Rove was actively planning the next 9/11 so that the Bushies would be able to declare a State of Emergency and subsequent martial law – rendering the upcoming election hoopla moot – and the good ol’ U.S. of A. would, indeed, become the Republic that many have feared it would (or has been).  Nick suggests that Karl R. is teaching somewhere…hmmmmmmm…

 

But let’s examine the scenario for a moment:  If Hillary gets the nomination – then she should pick Obama as her running mate – because then she won’t get “whacked.”  No way are the Bushies going to whack both Hillary and Obama.  Sadly, the converse does not hold true.  If Obama should gain the Democratic nomination – then any Republican is bound to gain the presidency (Obama is no Colin Powell!).  And that bodes well for the Bushies.  They pretty much control the American political landscape and will continue to do so with any Republican elected to the presidency.

 

So…should Obama win the nomination – Karl R.  really won’t have much to do in arranging another Republican coup.  A Huckabee/McCain ticket might even do the job.  But with a Clinton/Obama ticket?  Such a scenario could pose a serious threat to the Bush empire.

 

Devilish Dick already has his escape route planned: with Haliburton moving their international headquarters to Dubai.  So Devilish Dick should be fine, and, can eventually hook up with Osama Bin Laden: they will make millions, perhaps billions, together (lest we forget: the Bin Laden family still owns the largest construction concern in the Middle East).  And why haven’t we caught Osama?  The U.S. always gets their man!  Haven’t we caught everyone else we’ve ever been after?  Geronimo?  Zorrro?  Saddam?

 

The simple reason is: the Bushies know Osama wasn’t responsible for 9/11.  Word has it that many of the alleged plane hijackers are alive-and-well in Southern France.

 

And what of the Bushies?  How are they going “to get out of Dodge”??  With a $9 trillion debt, oil setting new highs daily; and, a looming recession – where will the Bushies hide from those of us wishing to reclaim some of that American pie we have provided them for-over-a-century.  I mean, what kind of Bush-shit legacy are they leaving us?!

 

I always thought that the space shuttles were not made for inter-planetary travel – but merely to orbit the earth.  Could the Bushies be ready to orbit the planet during a nuclear winter?  That would ruin a-couple-of Bush-brat weddings.  Or, will they choose NORAD instead??  Karl Rove…what are you up to these days?  Inquiring minds want to know…