April 10, 2019
The Vegas odds makers have Trump making a second term…
…because the Democrats won\’t be able to procure a guttersnipe to take him on.
A guttersnipe is a scruffy, unkempt and unruly child who spends its life on the streets.
Now, while the Trump Gang doesn\’t live in the gutter — it\’s where they pull their opponents down to…into strange surroundings sans values, sans ethics and sans morality — where the guttersnipes are certain to win! No Queen of Marksbury here!! Anyone wishing to take The Trump Gang on — must transform themselves into a guttersnipe.
Let\’s, for a moment, have a look at past-and-present Trump Gang Members. Some have already taken a bullet for him — but others are still active: Active or inactive — they are all unsavory characters — willing to drag any and all opposition to Trump into the gutter…
Steve Bannon, Stephen Miller, Paul Manafort and most recently, Michael Cohen are nasty snipes — whether they are threatening people, not paying their child support, supporting fascism or paying-off paramours gangsta style! The Democrats have no one of similar ilk who can battle guttersnipes like these. Add to them the likes of Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones and Rush Limbau — and you\’ve got a cast of snipes that are capable of altering the fabric of reality!
Do you think Bernie or Biden would ever talk about how they get/got pussy under their thumb?
Poor Uh Oh Joe, who now has 7 accusers suggesting that he touched them inappropriately and made them feel uncomfortable: If he wishes to become president he needs to apologize for this unwanted contact. Not that I want Uh Oh to become president, but I still remain a bit stunned that former gangsterina — and all-around Bad Girl, Lucy Flores — would be bothered by Biden\’s hair smelling and head kissing. I\’m sure she\’s endured much worse in the justice system than what Uh Oh did to her.
Uh Oh should take the Trump route and suggest that the women who accused him of inappropriate touching were lying; and, that it never happened: Lucy Flores & Co. are receiving Republican kickbacks to smear him!
You can do it Joe! You can pass this group of women angered by your Grandfatherly touching as the Lyin\’ Seven: all whom have been hired by the Republicans! You\’d think that maybe three-of-these-seven would have thought: I wonder if Biden behaves as he does because he tragically lost his wife and two of his children?
Nahhh…American media and politics won\’t let Uh Oh Joe off the hook. To win out, you\’ll have to get into the gutter, Joe…and start calling them the Lyin\’ Seven!
And poor Bernie is having to answer for campaign workers he doesn\’t monitor 24/7. How on earth can Bernie take the blame for an individual who happens to work for him?! Oh yeah, I forgot — an individual IS a corporation. So Bernie will have to issue some type of apology. But apologies weaken a fighter and make that jugular an easy target for a guttersnipe!
Bernie has to keep reminding people of Trump\’s indiscretions and not apologize a wit for people working for him that screw, er fuck, er, mess up! Keep talking about the hush money, Bernie! Will Kathy and Stormy get medical insurance through Trump? Was the hush money all about pre-existing conditions?
Can you imagine Kamala Harris talking about keeping a man under control by squashing those testicles (by kick and/or by a crushing squeeze?)? Well, she had better be prepared — because the Trump Gang will get something on her — and if she doesn\’t go for his nuts — it\’s all over for her: she\’ll be apologizing and defending like the other mealy-mouthed Republicans till the cows come home!
How would I crush his balls ? I\’d try to find out how much time he spends with Son Barron as a loving and caring Father. Oops, saying something derogatory about Barron would be getting into the gutter. But nothing stopped his Daddy from deriding John McCain…alive and dead! And we must assume that Trump is his Daddy — because he is an odd child…
Amy Klobuchar — we have heard — is too tough on her employees — but we know that she can eat salad with a comb. Perhaps she\’s the perfect person to find out if Melania attempted suicide awhile back; and, if Melania\’s parents were brought over to keep her \”in check\” (along with meds).
But for Amy to really meet Him in the gutter — she might probe a bit more deeply into Melania\’s profession in the Old Country — or ponder why Melania doesn\’t host many State dinners…who might she possibly bump into?
Sadly, the Democrats can\’t put anyone as despicable as Trump out there — they have no gutter fighters…
I could go on-and-on — talking about the gay candidates who are look for a nomination bid, but I think it\’s best to leave this attempt with: If you want to beat \’em, join \’em!