January 31, 2021
…far from dead! He\’s got his winged monkeys and Winkies all set up to wreak another four years of havoc. I had finally hoped to be through with all things Trump — but the Cult of Trump (apparently bolstered by QAnon and their insistence of \’a stolen election\’) — seems even stronger than during his presidency.
I truly didn\’t want to write about Him again. I wanted to start the New Year off with the long-tabled, George Knew. Now I don\’t even know when I\’ll get to write that piece. I waited and waited hoping that members of the Senate would grow some testicles after January 6th — but no, they remain under a powerful spell — and I am dragged back into the fray to support the weak-kneed Democrats.
Speaking of testicles, He has turned some crazy congresswoman by the name of Marjorie Taylor Green — who seems to be a QAnon AND Alex Smith supporter — into a Death Dealer. Not only has she already made death threats against Nancy Pelosi — but she has advised Mitt Romney to grow \”a pair.\”
So much time and money has been spent on bringing the Big witch down — but to no avail: He has cast a mighty spell on his Winkies and monkeys. Even if He were liquidated (an allusion to The Wizard of Oz and NOT a death threat) I doubt very much that his followers would rejoice like the Winkies and winged monkeys did with wicked witch of the West\’s demise. They would look at him as a Muslim-styled martyr of the cause!
And what exactly is the Cause? The overthrow of democratic institutions? The normalization of hate speech??
Mr. Trump has utilized the line \”It\’s a witch hunt\” throughout his presidency — intimating that there is no such thing as a witch — and that he was falsely demonized. But according to QAnon — there ARE witches — as QAnon accuses the top-brass Democrats of serving Satan — along with practicing pedophilia and cannibalization (of sex slaves?)! (I think the QAnon leadership had the story of Hansel and Gretel drummed into their collective childhood heads.)
So if the Deep State is what QAnon says they are (Satan worshippers) — then there must be some witches among them (Hillary immediately comes to mind). But since they are Democrat witches — and because Democrats are losers — they are \”loser witches\” (who even needed a great deal of help from satellite vote transmissions to add those extra votes to the Biden tally!)!
I for one am glad that QAnon is keeping an eye on Satan\’s activities in His attempt to undermine all that is fair, good and just in US. This knowledge will come in very handy for Trump when the witch trials resume. Trump\’s lawyers will be able to name the attendees of the various covens and when and where they meet (unless the Satan worshippers do Zoom meetings). Don\’t forget that image of the former president holding a Bible upside down!
The big problem that remains with these members of QAnon — and Trump\’s monkeys and Winkies — is that they have the same reasoning prowess as the villagers of Monty Python\’s Holy Grail when these villagers tried to prove that they had found a witch. Recall the villagers thinking that small rocks would float? Or the John Cleese character who complained about being turned into a newt by the witch, but then \”getting better\”?? Or even Arthur himself — facilitating the witch\’s demise by suggesting that the witch should weigh more than a duck???
I fear this is the convoluted logic we will be facing for God knows how long: from the Right AND the Left!
And speaking of the Almighty — would someone tell me why His chosen people would want to start the Camp Fire with their space lasers?