December 31, 2016
As my eldest readers know — I was never truly an Obama supporter — as I knew that his message of \”hope and change\” was quite naive. Obama ended up being a sterling Republican — and his last gasps towards Russia and Israel will no doubt be an exercise in futility — as much of his presidency seemed to be.
Nor was I a Hillary fan, though I dubbed her the best qualified candidate for the American presidency — knowing full well that she has always been a Republican camouflaged in Democrat clothing. Had she won — we would have had \”business as usual.\”
The Emperor was the only candidate who promised a departure from business-as-usual. Indeed, his entire campaign was a departure from business-as-usual: beginning with the campaign process; the election process; and now, his cabinet selections (I know that they are all business types — but they have no political experience). I am getting quite excited about the Emperor\’s upcoming rule — the thought of not having to pay taxes has become extremely tantalizing to me.
I know that anyone who remembers the prelude to the second Dubya presidency will intimate that my flip-flopping on the Emperor is a sign of weakness (I once referred to him as Frankentrump); but I\’ve noticed that our Emperor is perfectly willing to flip-flop on a number of campaign promises (like deportation and Wall Street). So why shouldn\’t I emulate the Emperor\’s revolutionary insight into socio-political dynamics? I, too, will cleverly employ every tax loophole that is available to me. Like our Emperor — I would hate to be thought of as stupid.
I have also realized that the Emperor is bringing true revolution to this country! I mean this is a Man who bravely stated that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose a single vote! This is the kind of revolutionary we need! A leader with Cajones! A leader with Balls!! A leader willing to use nukes!!! A leader Putin respects!!!!
And, we finally have Someone who will rescue our tax dollars that have illegally been taken from US by the IRS, and steer those tax dollars away from supporting illegals and the unemployed into more lucrative investments — like the Emperor has modeled for US!
I now realize that the Emperor is a goddamned Visionary — who must have watched that first episode of Newsroom and was summarily convinced by the fictional newsman (probably played too well by Jeff Daniels) — that America is no longer great! The icing on this cake was that Daniels\’ monologue was disparagingly delivered to a cute co-ed!
A Modest Proposal
I believe I have come up with a registration system for all American citizens that would separate true American citizens from those here illegally. ..since the Emperor is worth a-billion-or-so — he could easily part with $300 million (it would be a great deduction) and make each legal citizen a millionaire (tax free of course). He would be an iconoclast! Like Robin Hood!! (I have suggested such a \’fix\’ elsewhere.) With so much money floating around US — we would have no need for taxation.
Of course the legal citizens would all have to register to receive their million dollars (and the 1% don\’t need this benefit). This would leave a balance of 30-or-so-million who are not legal residents: they should be easy to spot once every Real American (man, woman and child) is a millionaire (for a moment in time — having many children will make a number of Americans rich!). Since it will be a one-time deal — even orphans and foster children can have a million placed in a trust (this might go a long way for family rebuilding).
The second part of my modest proposal is that the 30 million here illegally be turned into indentured servants and be paid to do those jobs no one else wants: it might seem to be a revised form of slavery — but the 90% should be able to keep the 10% under their thumb — like we did when slavery was operative.
And if a millionaire American should squander his/her money — they should lose their citizenship and become indentured servants as well. The buy-in for illegals, and buy-back for former citizens to achieve/regain their citizenship should be…a million dollars…
Long live the Emperor: opponent of taxation!