He\’s a Monster

September 26, 2020

Yet again, I wanted to put out a piece on the police — and the bad apples — but like Michael Corleone and the Mafia — Pumpkinhead keeps pulling me back!  So \”Bad Apples\” may have to fester awhile — as I have another essay on tap after this attempt…

Monster defined: A monster is often a type of grotesque creature, whose appearance frightens and whose powers of destruction threaten the human world\’s social or moral order. A monster can also be like a human, but in folklore, they are commonly portrayed as the lowest class, as mutants, deformed, supernatural, and otherworldly.

For a few months now (in casual conversations about Him) I\’ve been characterizing ol\’ Pumpkinhead as a Monster: attempting to \”suss out\” responses to my characterization of him as such.  And lo-and-behold, I found many Trump haters not quite willing to \”go there.\”

Then, on Bill Maher\’s 9/18 show — I heard Pumpkinhead\’s  personal lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, describe Himas: a Monster

I experienced a degree of validation heretofore un-experienced!  MC was the best corroboration I could ever hope to find!  (Lest anyone forget: Michael Cohen did 15 months in prison for the Monster.)

We also know for a fact (if Stormy Daniels is to be believed) that Mushroomhead, er, Pumpkinhead has Two deformed heads: the \”second\” (of course) is the grotesque one the world sees.  As-a-matter of fact, Stormy reported (on the Jimmy Kimmel show) that she prayed for death, so gruesome was the experience while Pumpkinhead was atop her.

Every- single-day and in-every-possible-way — IT grows more monstrous!  I hope that the 53 king makers NEVER get a decent night\’s sleep again!  I hope IT has permanently invaded their subconscious!  I know that IT has given me a 4-year-long nightmare that I keep praying to awaken from!

A number of people are now fleeing the Monster and telling us what aspects of IT caused them to flee…and if you haven\’t heard of the multitude of grotesque behaviors performed by IT — you probably never will (until it\’s too late!).  And, although we probably won\’t hear any negative commentary coming from Kellyanne (I\’m happy for her that she escaped the toxic swamp): we may soon see her looking younger and healthier.

By that last inference, I am suggesting that working in a toxic environment can cause US to look ugly and monstrous.  For example — working for LACOE (The Los Angeles County Office of Education) under the auspices of L.A. County Probation (which is a monstrous entity) — we noticed that those-of-us who worked in-the-swamp for 20-years-or-more — looked 10 years younger after just a few weeks of post retirement.  Keep an eye out for a dazzling Kellyanne…

Perhaps I should rename IT the Swamp Monster?

Some New Readers may suggest that I have de-humanized our president  — but it seems to me that IT has spent a lifetime attacking and de-humanizing others; and, as Michael Cohen commented: the onlyinterest IT hasinhumankind is to feed ITSELF and maintain ITS control over the sheople it preys upon.

I must share my joy at hearing IT \”booed\” at the recent RGB memorial service — accompanied by chants of \”Vote him out\” with a cadence similar to \”lock her up.\”

Karma!?  Is that finally You knocking at the door?!

On Tap:

It\’s Gonna Take 10 million  (or more)