May 11, 2015
This latest shooting of Muslims in Garland, Texas has got to be the greatest idea for getting rid of these extremist buggers living on our soil once-and-for-all. This must have been C.I.A.-inspired; though not all of the C.I.A.\’s ideas are this clever (well, smuggling heroin in the coffins of American servicemen was pretty clever). Perhaps the FBI had a hand in this well-conceived Muslim extremist eradication operation? Who\’s to say for sure — but this Texas-styled ambush did play out brilliantly for the guys in the white hats; and, could be adopted by every major U.S. city that has a potentially threatening Muslim population.
All one needs is some wealthy patron or socialite with a recognized name to announce a Muhammad cartoon-drawing contest, and then, every under-educated, militant Muslim will be compelled to try to redeem the honor and name of their founding father. These cartoon contests will become turkey shoots! Just like inviting Native Americans to Fort Wayne! All US army or police marksman would have to do would be to take up positions around the building where the cartoon contest is being held and pick off the militant Muslims as they show up! Naturally, someone may wish to show up with a car bomb — which might cause more damage to the structure — so might I suggest that schools be used for Muhammad cartoon fests? They seem to be ideal structures for this type of sport (nothing very important goes on in American schools anyway).
I mean, how quickly did these 2 Muslim extremists get permanently taken out by the Garland police force after wounding a security guard in the leg? Pretty quickly according to reports coming out of Garland.
I would have preferred, however, that those reports suggesting that a Muslim man is supposed to kill himself if he sees a naked woman other than his wife were true? This seems like a less risky and more risque (but certainly more fun) method than waiting around for armed gunmen or cars loaded with explosives to shoot up, or blow up, a party. Even though it probably wouldn\’t work (as hardened Muslim terrorists have been known to be treated to a lap dance or two) — it would be nice to have those big American breasts (made famous by the Festrunk brothers) paraded around heavily populated Muslim areas on warm, balmy evenings.
Of course, this latter method just doesn\’t fit well with our American propensity for bullets and blood — so I\’m sure that \”shooting fish in a barrel\” will become the preferred method of getting these extremists out-of-the-holes they hide in; and I am learning that US has many, many holes. In fact, I just learned that one-of-the deceased terrorists was a very popular American high school lad.
Hell! We might even evolve this into a new sport; like something out of \”American Sniper\” — where burkha-clad personages converge on Muhammad cartoon fests and make mad dashes to the front gates while our sharp shooters have to decide who is a legitimate threat and who is a decoy. Kill shots get more points. How quickly could Vegas get the odds up? I can\’t answer this latter question because I am not much of a gambler — but I\’m betting that the creative odds makers could have a field day with this. Certainly with some C.I.A. or FBI-fed information — we might get odds on which Muslims will show up, which won\’t, and, which could give a flying fuck about Muhammad.