March 11, 2018
I\’ve watched enough X-Files — AND met a person who swore he\’d been to Area 51 — to believe that We are not alone! I\’m also pretty sure that I once wrote about bizarre lights that I saw over Auburn Hills (MI) — and saw again in a news report years later — manifesting themselves over Phoenix. The Phoenix event was never satisfactorily explained: \”they\” gave the ol\’ weather balloon excuse…
But nothing has quite convinced me that there are Martians among US than seeing the back of Pumpkinhead\’s Head — during that windblown ascent onto Air Force One! It\’s like nothing I\’ve ever seen on a human! Well, perhaps the Elephant Man. And it only served to reinforce the nickname I had given him! That head looks like the perfect repository from little brain-eating creatures might emerge.
I\’m also thinking that the West Wing makes for the perfect hive to release these aforementioned Martian off-spring on unsuspecting hosts who will then go out into larger arenas and take over others — like John Kelly, Jeff Sessions and Stephen Miller (well, perhaps not Miller — he\’s probably a mutant). My hopes for a military coup have been dashed now that Kelly has been exposed. Pre-presidential hives must have been located in various Trump Towers: Ivana and the Trump children all early victims and now hosts.
I\’m am proposing that something akin to \”Invasion of the Body Snatchers\” has occurred, and, that the White House departures — Bannon et al., have been purposeful releases from the hive. We are fooled into believing they escape the hive of their own accord, when — in actuality — they are released to begin infecting the-rest-of-US with the virus that makes us beholden to The Head, and, believe that Hannity really gives a fuck about anyone besides himself and his Fearless Leader (whom I think may be the Grand Martian [come on readers: Russia is a big land mass that has plenty of meteorites striking it]).
But back to Patient Zero and the ever-spreading virus: just take a gander at what is happening with Steve Bannon in France — exhorting those Frenchies to delight in racism!
And then I think of English diction. Even though we know that English is the inter-gaIactic language (thank you Star Trek and Star Wars), the alien invasion movies teach us that alien invaders struggle with English — from Mars Attacks to Men in Black…their inability to pick up on the nuances of the language invariably gives them away; if Melania, Jared and Ivanka Kushner, Don Jr. and Eric are considered indicators (Barron is off-limits — for even me!).
In his efforts to either take over the Earth or destroy it — (in our case we don\’t know what The Head wants to do) — these Aliens continue to make numerous cultural faux pas that should clue US that they are not-of-this-world! Having a golf outing not far from where victims of the Florida school massacre were being buried would be one such faux pas; beginning a trade war over steel and aluminum could be another; inappropriate behavior with Earth Women — whether a grope to the nether regions or watching beauty pageant contestants undress; or, prancing about in tidy widies — might be more signs that we are dealing with an alien species that doesn\’t truly know how to interface with humans.
I\’m sure that readers recognize the exquisite irony of Melania suggesting that she would like to curtail internet bullying (in VERY broken English I might add).
And when Melania shakes off her husband\’s hand — she is letting The Head know that she has grown weary of The Head\’s nonsense with Earth Women. Melania probably has some memory of when she enjoyed the experience — before The Head forever ruined the sensation with his little body snatchers.