Anybody who suggests that s/he knows something about something – knows that Monica Lewinsky did not just catch Bill Clinton’s eye and that he just had-to-have her in the Oval Office (recollections of MARILLION’S ‘Warm Wet Circles’) – but rather, Monica Lewinsky was a MOSSAD agent (that’s Israeli Secret Service for those of you not in the know) who was literally propelled into Bill’s Oval Office by the Washington-based Israeli Junta.
Where does he get this shit – most people ask (like my Mother, for instance, who didn’t know that Dickhead Cheney had a secret bunker where he spends much of his time [much like Hitler in his waning days])? – well, he got this little tidbit from the legendary Sherman Skolnick. Yeah, yeah – Sherman Skolnick is the Father of the Conspiracy Theory – so any Limbaugh adherents may as well drop out here – but Sherman did seem to know a lot-about-alot (unlike Rush – who knows a lot about a little).
For instance, Sherman suggested that Monica L.’s biological father is/was a MOSSAD agent, and that the surname we are familiar with – comes from her Beverly Hills stepfather. So I for one, believe that Monica was groomed from a very nubile age to perform as a Mata Hari. What’s the bet that with Hitlery gaining the Secretary of State gig – that Monica (and a few other Israeli agents [does Linda Tripp ring a bell?]) – get out of Dodge in a right, big hurry? Because if ever there was a Lady Macbeth – Hitlery is our gal.
So Obama lives! And he is now the 44th president of the United States. Congratulations, Homie! I still don’t know how the hell you did it?! How on earth did you get Papa and Baby Bush, as well as McCain and the Clintons — to look like they’d been hit by Mack trucks (well maybe not Johnny M. [cuz Johnny M got hit by that truck long ago!)? But the others, whew, the others each seemed frustrated beyond belief on Inauguration Day. Hitlery seems happier now that she will have a chance to jam Israel – after they cost her the presidency with Monica L. (hence the ‘watch out’ Israel). And what about that snafu with you and the supreme court justice…Barack Hussein Obama (Damn! If I were an Israeli – that name would give me the heebeejeebies!)? Why were you two mincing words?
We have an old saying in the world of psychotherapy – and that is: “Just when you think you’ve got it figured out…it changes.” I won’t even deign to suggest that I have stuff figured out anymore (Hell! Any parent of a teenager will tell you that!!) So, I’m running with the pack – hoping that the Obama brain trust really has a solution to this indescribable Bushian mess! How could we let a single family push us into not one, but TWO depressions?! Well, those who refuse to learn from history…
And so, Barack – all-the-best to you and co. I sure as hell hope for-your-sake, that you haven’t surrounded yourself with serpents. But sometimes, keeping your enemies close is a prudent choice. Just don’t light up any cigars in the Oval O.