RU Kidding Me?!

December 18, 2015

Board OKs DWP Water Rate Increase

              As I alluded to in a \”Bits and Pieces\” — DWP was going to get back that money they \”lost\” while we Californians were busy conserving water.  As Don King was wont to say: \”Only in America.\”  These boards are too fucking funny as they pretend neutrality while having their dicks and clits stroked by DWP and the PUC — as we will see below.

              Not only will the DWP never have to answer for the millions in public monies they have essentially embezzled — they\’ve got a new 4-tier water usage plan that I\’m sure will plug up any possible money leaks.  Talk about being had by the short hairs!  Whoops, I forgot!!  This is the \”shaved\” generation — they know nothing of that pain!

PUC Plans New Rooftop Solar Fees

              In the PUC we have another farcical protectorate of the public.  Only in America can you have an entity that punishes people using solar power by suggesting that solar power users aren\’t paying their fair share: their fair share of what?!  Padded PUC salaries and pensions?!  So now the PUC wishes to punish solar folks with a big-ass termination fee — making it most undesirable to leave the energy matrix.

As I wrote in \”Water in the Halls\”:

…You build a dam to hold back the flood

Have little boys thumb the leaks

turning a deaf ear to the cries of the poor

your metal feet trod the weak

and when the damn breaks open wide

and the hungry come clawing through

You paint them homes of paper dreams

and smile as they fall through…