Sarah Palin…Sarah Palin – what an American Idiot: and such an American Idol. We have moved into the Great American Circus. Actually – we’ve probably been in the Great American Circus since the assassination of J.F.K. By this I intimate that: if you’ve been lied to long enough – and there’s not a goddamned thing you can do about it – you may as well sit-back-and-enjoy-the-show.
When I suggested that American Idol was created as a diversion to take our minds off of Iraq – I never dreamed that this show would also factor into the selection of an American president. I can only hope that Obama watched American Idol and knows what it takes to win! Brother Paul has reminded me that Obama is still alive – and I told him that not even I could have predicted the Palin Factor…
Are you supposed to want to fuck your president? If that’s the case – then the Republicans have chosen shrewdly – cuz let’s face it folks – Sarah looks damned fuckable in a bikini and holding-a-gun. (Bebe Giti – I would never be unfaithful 2U—I’m just sayin’…) Let’s face it – awholelotta research went into pulling out THIS face and these tits! Like I said: she can give a blow job with her eyes. Now whether this works on the Chinese, the Arabs, the Iranians, the North Koreans or any of our enemies reared in non-Americana – I can’t say. I know that your average Russian likes a good blow job – and I’m pretty sure that most South American dictators do as well – so who knows, Sarah F. Palin may do U.S. credit.
For the first time today, I heard that Cheney could possibly bump off Dubya – and attempt to gain 8 years in the White House. I pooh-poohed this notion because:
The uneasy détente that persists between the Bush Crime Family (thanks Sherman S.); and, whatever group(s) Cheney fronts – is likely to be broken by such an assassination. Dick, if the Bushies want you – they gonnacomeangitcha: just ask Manuel Noriega (and the 5000 innocent civilians killed in ‘Operation Just Cause’) or Saddam (and the circa one-and-a-half-million dead Iraqis [courtesy of the Bushies]), er, can’t ask Saddam. So you know they didn’t want Osama…
More-likely-to-me is that state of martial law – when another big “terrorist episode” visits our shores – and the Bushies hold onto power as long as they can (and it could be quite awhile, because I STILL meet people who think that a passenger plane flew into that section of the Pentagon that was under renovation). So, Sarah – you may not get the chance to flash those tits on an international stage.
Still, you looked damned good in a stars-and-stripes bikini holding a gun (and I also love the pic of you in that tight, black skirt..mmmmmmm…). I guess I just need to take a similar picture of Bebe Giti to get your image out-of-my-mind and snuff the desire to vote for you and that Old Fart McCain – who looks (and acts) like he could keel-over-any-second –and, leave the country to a pistol-packin; horny hockey mom — who might be a lipsticked pig or pit bull; who has had too many children and probably could have too many grandchildren; who’s as dumb as a doornail; and vindictive; and, has no clue when, where, and how many times her daughter has been spreading her legs. If Sarah P doesn’t know where her daughter is at 3:00am in the morning — then what good is she to you? Or Me??