March 23, 2018
I waited too long! I had the title \”Stormy Weather\” ready to go 2-weeks-ago — but because I struggled to finish this attempt — my beloved L.A. Times beat me to the punch with a feature proffering this title in today\’s edition.
To top it off — I now have to worry about Karen McDougal too — as she pursues getting \”her story\” out there! I\’m hoping she\’ll be OK — because she suggests that she genuinely loved Pumpkinhead and has apologized to Melania.
The Wife says that Stormy\’s boobs are a bit much and that Karen M. has a funny mouth — but we both agree that Karen is the-better-looking-of-the-two. Are those Irish eyes she sports, or what?! Pumpkinhead must have amazing libido and testosterone drive to be able to service these two during apparently the same time period!! Either that, or he\’s got one-hellova Viagra or Cialis prescription! I\’m not at all familiar with Stormy\’s body-of-work, but just by looking at her, I\’m betting that she would probably put me out of commission in the first 10 seconds…
As a concerned citizen, I am impelled to warn Stormy and her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, that they may have made themselves targets of the Russians; what with the heavy pressure they are putting on Putin\’s Puppet. I certainly hope that it wasn\’t my essay — which suggested that Stormy should have received a 7-digit hush-money payout (at the bare minimum) instead of the meager $130,000.00 that we\’ve heard about — that propelled these two into the cross hairs of the Russians.
Let\’s face it — Russia has been emboldened to do pretty much anything they want to do during the Trump regime — knowing full well there will be no repercussions. A new president might not be quite as lenient with them.
As my readers know — I have been a relative late-comer to learning how Putin\’s Puppet has been making money for the past 20 years — and I certainly can\’t explain the process of money laundering with any degree of clarity. What I do know, however, is that money laundering is often a punishable crime.
If \”they\” (Putin\’s People) — can keep holding the money laundering thang (or the golden shower) over The Head (a.k.a. \’Putin\’s Puppet\’) — welcome to the new status quo — one in which the Russians are inviolate.
So while I appreciate Stormy\’s movements on behalf of the rest-of-us: she must realize that her media foray (including the upcoming \’60 Minutes\’ interview) could lead to potential martyrdom! I\’m sure she knows that the Russians have this nerve toxin-delivery perfected. And if the Russians are correct in saying that US has the same nerve toxin in our chemical artillery, and, that it was US who poisoned the Russian spy and his daughter (and a few other innocents) — then this threat is a lot closer to home than we expected.
But I think they would probably take Avenatti out first — because he really talks some smack.
And while I\’m on the topic of Russia — who exactly was responsible for this recent military helicopter crash on the Iraqi/Syrian border that killed 7 Americans? There has been no update (to my knowledge) about the cause of this accident. I\’ve heard as much about this accident as I have about the Niger incident. Were the Russians exacting revenge for any Syrian losses or a MiG being shot down by Turkey a-while-back?
Stormy beware, they\’re cumin\’…