3/9/24
Well, I’m thinking that The Doctor’s Inn may never be monetized. But I am accruing a backlog of essays and I have this yearning to keep writing. So here’s another freebie.
Am I the only one who finds Ivana Trump’s death somewhat suspicious? I mean, it seems to have been a well-known fact that Ivana hated the stairs in her palatial townhome, and, even if she were drunk when she took her tumble — you’d think her fall would have been slowed at some point — instead of gathering momentum to do sufficient bodily damage to kill her. (Of course I’ve never seen a photo of these stairs.)
Most people falling down stairs seem to break their necks or, in Jeffrey Hunter’s case — cause inter-cranial damage. I’ve never heard of stairs literally pummeling a person to death — which is what the New York City medical examiner suggested was Ivana’s cause of death: a bludgeoning to the internal organs.
Ivana was reportedly very cautious when using these detestable stairs.
The bulk of Internet articles RE: Ivana’s untimely demise have contributors siding with the mainstream version that Ivana’s death was an accident. I find this explanation of her death as ridiculous as I do Antonin Scalia’s mysterious death at Cibolo Ranch 8 years ago; or, the mysterious “suicide” of Jeffrey Epstein during monitored incarceration. Let’s throw Lincoln’s sleepy guard in for good measure.
Why are some strange deaths deemed accidents (or suicides) and go uninvestigated — while mass (particularly school shootings) are investigated ad nauseam? I mean, we hear about every possible angle by which a school shooting can be analyzed — and blame is heaped roundly wherever it can be — while we still don’t quite understand how Dick Cheney shot Harry Whittington in the face (not fatally mind you).
Is it a numbers game? Or, some other factor?
All-of-which begs-the-question of: Who would want Ivana Trump dead? All her death did was delay the depositions of her children and her former husband; and, I guess, make sure that she never took the stand.
Urban legend suggests that Ivana helped The Donald build his financial empire — and since he has been a long-time bilker — she may have been involved with (or certainly had knowledge of) many of his shady business dealings: which are now part of inescapable, New York City lore.
All-of-which begs-another-question: Why the quick cremation? It almost seems like a football game, when, after there is a reviewable play — the team that would not profit from the review tries to get another play off to negate the review.
Also strange was how Ivana’s cremated remains were put into a full-sized coffin — which looked quite heavy! (Perhaps the coffin was the best money could buy after the tax break The Donald received for zoning his golf course a cemetery?) I guess it would have looked kinda cheap if just an urn with her ashes sat on the church altar and was then interred in a tiny plot on the golf course.
Perhaps, Ivana Trump’s accident report; subsequent cremation; and, burial on a Trump-owned golf course was what they say it was — and I have no business stirring up a conspiracy theory… but it sure would be nice to see someone (even the greenskeeper) keep her gravesite manicured — instead of allowing it to be overgrown by grass and weeds and merely become part of the rough…