What a Dick!

April 11, 2012

While convalescing from The Cold from Hell, and probably on the same night I was waiting to come down from the brownie – I accidentally tuned in to a new documentary entitled: “The World According to Dick Cheney” (or something like that).

As my readers should be well aware, I believe that Dick Cheney is evil incarnate – in fact, I have referred to him as Satan on-more-than-one-occasion.  I don’t know if I have ever called him the 9/11 Mastermind – but I do so now – because after I saw a number of post, drone-attack pictures of him “in charge” in Washington (as we all know, Dubya was in elementary school in Florida) – you could tell from Dick’s appearance that he knew exactly what was going on!

He appeared unruffled in the many photos of him commanding the D.C. nerve center – much like an Agatha Christie killer, until Hercule Poirot or Miss Marple nails them (this type of behavior from a guy who never saw military action?).  But like the JFK assassination: ain’t no one going to solve 9/11; particularly as the propaganda version has been indelibly imprinted on the American psyche (and that’s where it will stay: to wit the over-the-top celebrations by Americans when we finally “got” Bin Laden [or at least his ‘stand-in’]).

My former patients could tell you that I am a pretty good judge of character as transmitted by photograph. I always had my patients bring in family photos of those deceased members or members who couldn’t make it to session. I was at least as good as the Wizard of Oz in giving some accurate character descriptions.  So I say with impunity: “Blame Dickie C for 9/11 and not Osama or that other Arab ‘mastermind’ who is currently on trial and costing the American taxpayer a fortune!”

In “TWADC” Dickie C rationalized EVERYTHING he did as protecting America!  So he can easily rationalize any body count vis-à-vis having the best interests of America at heart!  Hell!  He puts the same rationale out there for taking Saddam, and, the massive civilian casualties the Middle East has endured: not to mention our own men and women who have laid down their lives for Dickie’s oil war.  I doubt Dick has an ounce of compunction for the suicide rate amongst returned servicemen (18-a-month), and, I know that Haliburton isn’t doing a goddamn thing for speeding up benefits to those wounded and those retired from active service…but, they keep on fracking…

From a DUI to White House Chief of staff in 12 years…Yep, that’s what the movie suggested was Dick’s political trajectory.  It’s also obvious that power is a major turn-on for this guy (as I learned from the movie).  Dick was very upset by-the-way-in-which Nixon was taken down following Watergate: Dick believes that a president should be inviolate – above the law (Dick Nixon/Dick Cheney…hmmmm…).  We certainly saw this played out during his vice presidency – to the point that Dubya forced Dick’s buddy Rumsfeld into retirement and distanced himself from Dick:  instructing his staff to “Keep that guy away from me!”  When Dickie C couldn’t bust her husband’s balls, he “outed” Valerie Plame.  Having Scooter take the blame is just another example of the Devil-at-work.  I’m starting to wonder if Dick wasn’t behind the Deepwater Horizon disaster: after all, the Brits did piss him off by not helping get his Haliburton oil line through their Iraqi-dedicated zone!

But the most stunning piece for me in the entire movie was seeing my first extended aerial view of the post-Pentagon attack.  Like I’ve said before – there is no plane wreckage to be seen: but the propaganda machine has the average American believing that the plane incinerated…

Yep, only Satan could pull off such sweeping brain washing – meanwhile, Dubya has now risen slightly in my estimation – because after giving-the-Devil-his-due, and having no soul himself, Dubya was able to part ways with the Devil.